var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("One day I will leave this world and Dream myself to Reality (Crazy Horse 1874)");
quotes.push("Six of one and who's to know what for... (overheard at The Future)");
quotes.push("Hey uh and uh (overheard at Sol's Luncheonette)");
quotes.push("Feed the hand that bites ya (Rik)");
quotes.push("When the dog bites, When the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad. (Mary Poppins)");
quotes.push("One can be temporarily incapacitated, but that's just the moment for remembering former services.(Gregor Samsa)");
quotes.push("So are you to my thoughts as food to life, (W. Shakespeare, sonnet 75)");
quotes.push("Not one kneels to another nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago.. (Walt Whitman)");
quotes.push("The moon is hiding in her hair (E.E.Cummings))");
quotes.push("I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. (E.E.Cummings)");
quotes.push("Thread has to go where the needle went. (Asian figure translated by W.S.Merwin)");
quotes.push("If two men feed a horse it will stay thin. (Asian figure translated by W.S.Merwin)");
quotes.push("Someday duly, oneday truly, twosday newly, till whensday. (James Joyce)");
quotes.push("A fool sees not the same trees that a wise man sees. (William Blake)");
quotes.push("You shall no longer take things at second or third hand... nor look through the eyes of the dead....(W. Whitman)");
quotes.push("Big thunder little rain. (Asian figure translated by W.S.Merwin)");
quotes.push("Wake up as much as you can. (Asian figure translated by W.S.Merwin)");
quotes.push("The past is never dead. It's not even past. (W.Faulkner)");
quotes.push("In mathematics you don't understand things you just get used to them. (John Von Neumann)");
quotes.push("The company makes the feast. (17th century proverb)");
quotes.push("A bully is always a coward. (19th century)");
quotes.push("If you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive. (19th century)");
document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);