Re: A couple of questions: news.dat & expire -o/-r

Emma Bonk Bonk Bonk Burmeister Bonk Bonk (wish.eye.gnu@io.org)
Mon, 20 May 1996 14:35:29 -0400

Mon, 20 May 1996 15:37:16 +0200,
torkill@login.dknet.dk (Torkil Zachariassen) wrote:
>The subject on the list is the program Yarn,
>*not* the personality of Mr. Huang.

Yes you are absolutely right. It is completely uncalled for discussing Mr.
Huang's personality here. Especially when we went to all the trouble to set
up a list just for that. However I for one am shocked to hear the rumours
about Mr. Huang's disgusting obsession with drawing moustaches on every
face in every issue of SPIN magazine, with an INDELIBLE BLACK MARKER. I
have some information which I can not reveal the sources of indicating that
he has a long and filthy record of this activity, and has been arrested
several times at various 7-11's where he could not control his urge and
began literally defacing the innocent magazines right on the premisis.

I question whether we all can in good conscience use a program written by
such an animal. Are we not in our way participating in his twisted fettish
by associating in any way with his software? A sobering thought.

I shouldn't say this but i've also heard that he has been known to read
poetry and actully *sing* to cats, especially long haired tabbies. However
i hasten to emphesise that this is an UNCONFIRMED RUMOUR and should not be
repeated widely and irresponsibly outside of this list, lest the media get
ahold of the story and blow it all out of proportion.

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