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If you're seeing this page, I apologize. Today's site is a list of reasons
why I will never be a professional web designer. One reason is that the
majority of popular design tactics these days are not readable on all
browsers. So if you're reading this, you've proved my point. I promise
to have a more friendly page tomorrow.
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Please move on to <A HREF="http://www.mysterydate.com/amber/menu.html">my normal pages</A>.
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