Amber

11 January 1998

Every so often I get email from someone asking me if I know where to buy amber. Since I am not for sale and I don't know anyone of that name who is (personally, at least... look in the back of any newspaper or magazine and I'm sure you can find at least one), I generally assume they mean the stuff.

Amber (the fossilized tree resin) is everywhere. I see it in every jewelry store and museum shop I find. In fact, my goal when I'm old and eccentric is to own so much amber jewelry that I become a parody of myself at parties.

Unexpecting Guest: "My that's a lovely necklace/earrings/ring/bracelet/etc., what stone is that?"
Me: "Why, it's Amber."
UG: "Really? It's very nice. I'm [insert name here], by the way. You are...?"
Me: "Amber."

No, it's not exciting, it's just a goal. But I digress...

If you're looking to buy amber, or just find information about it online, you might want to try the following links:

There you go, now stop bugging me (no pun intended) and move on to My Pages.

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