14 January 1998
Here we go, TheFoodStores.com
claims to be able to deliver all kinds of food straight from California to me.
From cheesecake to a whole suckling pig, these people have everything that
I could possibly want. A 32 oz New York style cheesecake is going to cost me
approximately $22, the pig will set me back an additional $165. I could buy
enough groceries at the corner store to last two months for prices like that.
Maybe I'll settle on Mail-A-Meal instead,
and you can go on to My Pages.
It's grocery day, and since the only food that has progressed far enough to
actually come to my door is the kind nutritionists get paid to steer me away
from (not that I've ever paid a nutritionist), I'm going to actually have to
go outside. Unless...