The delete key doesn't give me that sense of self righteous vengeance I
so desperately crave.
~ > You sound obsessed.
I prefer to think of myself as possessed by the redeeming fire of justice.
~ > Spam is controlling your behavior.
Nope, my wife is not named Spam.
~ > SPAM HAS WON
I pray frequently and fervently, but the Great vegetable has so far
failed to provide me with relief spam.