A page for Spam

ASCII Spam


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| ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |
| 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |
| `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |
| a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |
| `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |
|                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |
|        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |
|     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |
|   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |
|  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |
| .,<<<<<<<<<<I;:::::::::::::::ffffKIP", |
| |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,::::::::::fffKKIP | |
| ``<<<<<<<dP;;;;;\>>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' |
|  \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` /  |
|   `. "":;;;;;;;;;i>>>>>>>>>>>>>,  ,'   |
|     `-._``":;;;sP'`"?>>>>>=========.   |
|         `---..._______...|<[Hormel |   |
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As my moniker is Spamily (if you're interested, you can find out why), I've decided to collect all the Spam links I could find, and establish this lovely Spampage. I hope you enjoy it. (And no, I've never eaten Spam. I'm a vegetarian.)
* The Spam Cam.
* The Amazing Spam Homepage.
* Dan Garcia's Spam Homepage.
* The Church of SPAM.
* Find the Spam.
* The Spam haiku archive.
* John's Shrine to Spam.
* The Spam Can Totality, or, Why the Entire Universe is Actually a Can of Spam.
* Spamnet. My name is Friday. I carry a badge.
* Monty Python's SPAM Sketch. Bloody Vikings.
* Spam-based Usenet newsgroups: alt.spam, alt.spam.tin, and alt.sci.physics.spam. If your news server doesn't carry them, bug your sysadmin.
* Non-cool Spam: what cheap sleazy advertisers and lawyers do on the Usenet. Check out the Blacklist of Internet Advertisers.
Le snort, 27 March 2000: I've been getting email from Hormel's lawyers "requesting" that I put the following on this page:

SPAM is a registered trademark for luncheon meat owned by Hormel Foods, LLC. The author of this website has no legal, commercial or financial involvement with Hormel Foods, LLC. Neither the information presented herein, nor the manner in which it is presented, has been approved by Hormel Foods, LLC.

I mean, duh.

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Emily Way (emily@vex.net)

Last updated January 22, 1997