As The Crow Flies - Country Comfort
Interview by Janet Street-Porter
From Hercules web site, edited by George
Matlock
Elton interviewed for 8 minutes by
British journalist Janet Street-Porter on BBC2 TV series "As
the Crow Flies" broadcast Friday, April 30, 1999. The film appears to have been
recorded around January 1999.
As Janet exits Welwyn Garden City, a market town
experiment, with Goodbye Yellow Brick Road playing in the background,
on her penultimate stage of a walking adventure made in a straight line from
Edinburgh, Scotland, to London, she has to cross through the county of
Hertfordshire and the famous Watford North-South England border.
In truth, the area looks more like down the road from
Elton's Berkshire County abode. Janet
Street-Porter (with an apt name like that!) is a keen walker and chief
of the U.K. walkers' pressure group, the Ramblers Association. She tells us
she's about to have a very special friend keep her company en route.
She meets "another Green Belt resident waiting for me". The
Green Belt is London's designated outer ring where new developments are
prohibited, and where Elton lives.
"You're late" Elton chides, welcoming a
walk-weary JSP. Elton, wearing a brown
Barbour-type three-quarter-length raincoat, blue jeans, and blue-white
sneakers, greets JSP with a hug and kiss, and then admits HE'S
late!
JSP's known Elton 20 years, and he's
agreed to walk a few miles through the Hertfordshire countryside. His car can
be seen parked nearby. The most unusual Elton interview ensues
- for a change he's on foot, not chair!
- Janet asks about growing up in Pinner.
- EJ: "It was alright, actually. I was born in a
council house at 55 Pinner Hill Road, it was quite rural. There was a farm
opposite [now there's a housing estate]. I used to get the bus to school or
cycle."
- JSP: "I think you were really nice."
- EJ: "I was ever so nice! I daren't not be! I had
very strict parents, I wouldn't say 'boo' to a goose!"
- JSP: "How old were you when you went to the Royal
Academy (of Music?)
- EJ: "Eleven. Went every Saturday until I was
fifteen, except when I played truant."
- JSP: "When did you start playing in hotels and pubs
around Pinner and Harrow?"
- EJ: "I was 16, still at school. To got money to pay
for my amplifier, microphone, and eventually electric piano. I was in a band at
the same time. I used to play on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. I got a
pound-a-night, and all the money I could get from taking the box around at the
end of the night. I earned quite a lot of money actually, and that paid for all
my stuff."
- JSP: "I remember seeing you with a yellow dungarees
on! We'll draw a veil over the costumes!"
- EJ: "Well, that was my rebellion against
suburbia."
- JSP: "How old were you when you finally said goodbye
to Pinner for good?"
- EJ: "Well, I then lived in Northwood Hills for a
bit."
- JSP: "Where's that exactly?"
- EJ: "A mile away from Pinner!"
- JSP: "Exactly!"
- EJ: "When I started to make it [in showbiz], I moved
to The Water Gardens in London. I went very grand immediately! I went from a
Ford Escort [car] to an Aston Martin and never looked back."
- They approach a country gate... JSP: "Oh my Gawd.
We've got to get over a stile."
- Tall JSP goes first without problem.
EJ remarks: "This is worth filming!" Elton
grunts, tags over with shorter legs and clears the stile. EJ:
"Stile [style] with Janet Street-Porter!"
- JSP: "I've got no style now."
- EJ: "Why do you like walking so much?"
- Janet says she likes getting away from people.
- EJ: "What do you think about when walking?"
- JSP: "You're very aware of the light, colour, and
landscape. You feel free."
- An old cyclist rides past. Janet says "hello", but
he's courteous yet oblivious to the celebrities' identity!
Elton sniggers. EJ: "I love walking around my
garden."
- JSP: "I was only able to be by myself when I was
fifty."
- EJ: "I quite like being by myself sometimes. Just to
zone out at home. I never used to be good at that. I used to have to have
people around me. The older you get the more tolerant you become to being
alone."
- JSP: "I worry about my eyelids. I don't like my
body, dropping a bit. Perhaps that's why I walk, to arrest ageing."
- EJ: "Your perspective on life changes. You get more
opinionated when older. I like people with opinion. But I think opinion gets
clearer when you're older. There's so much crap and mediocrity about - and you
can say that when you're fifty."
- Second stile to climb! JSP: "Do you like playing
[tennis] doubles?"
- EJ: "Only when they're... any good."
- JSP: "You nearly said gorgeous didn't you! Ever
thought about having your eyelids done?"
- EJ: "No."
- JSP: "Do you think old can look sexy?"
- EJ: "Yes."
- JSP: "I don't believe you."
- EJ: "I have to leave you here. I'm going into London
to buy some records."
- JSP: "And I'm walking to the M25 [motorway]!"
- EJ: "Guess which one has the more glamorous
lifestyle!"
They kiss and part.
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