Kitchen
Rich smells pervade the room. There is a large table with six seats around it.
A pipe and tobacco sometimes lay on the table near an ashtray with apple
seeds in it. The sink is spotless and the dishes are put away.

You see a covered stovepipe vent (recording), table, and applecore here.
Obvious exits: Foyer to The Foyer and southeast to the Sitting Room
The scene continues..

log of performance #2 in the Kitchen click here

An entrance: KateF portraying Grete.
Grete looks around.
An entrance: JohnS portraying Herr Doctor.
JohnS arrives from the Sitting Room
An entrance: RickS portraying an observer.
an observer has arrived.
an observer takes a seat at the head of the table.
Grete says, "how do i see the kitchen again? i'm stuck at the sink!"
an observer says, "L"
an observer says, "for look"
an observer gets up from the table.
an observer goes south.
Grete says, "fabulous. thank you"
Herr Doctor says, "big brother is everywhere"
Grete says, "i thought there was a recording. why can't i hear it?"
An entrance: AlexeiB portraying Gregor.
Gregor looks around.
An entrance: RickS portraying an observer.
an observer looks around.
Grete says, "I'm learning moo programming and French."
an observer heads southeast to the sitting room in search of some peace.
An entrance: DanU portraying Mr. Samsa.
Mr. Samsa looks around.
An entrance: RickS portraying an observer.
an observer has arrived.
Herr Doctor goes south.
Grete says, "who knew i was so profound?"
Mr. Samsa says, "Gregor listen to me"
an observer says, "Grete you are the last hope of the family."
An entrance: JohnS portraying Herr Doctor.
JohnS arrives from The Foyer
Herr Doctor suddenly glares and says loudly, "Ah hah!"
an observer says, "perhaps the doctor has a sedative for Mrs. Samsa."
Mr. Samsa says, "GREGOR!!!!"
Gregor says, "i'm hungry"
Mr. Samsa says, "now listen to me"
Gregor says, "i'm hungry"
an observer says, "anybody have any rotten fruit?"
Herr Doctor says, "i can take care of her"
Mr. Samsa says, "you'll eat when you get off your back and 8 legs and go back to your job"
an observer says, "mm hmm"
Grete crying
Herr Doctor smiles
Grete says, "whu can"
Gregor says, "i hate you more than anything or anyone else in the world, Dad! no postcards for you on father's day..."
Mr. Samsa says, "WHAT WHAT WHAT...do you want me to call the chief again you spineless insect"
Grete says, "why can't he just go away? "
an observer says, "something smells. Gregor maybe you should go to your room."
Gregor says, "i'm not going anywhere until i'm fed."
Herr Doctor says, "sorry, that was me"
Gregor says, "i'm fed up with you people"
an observer says, "whew."
an observer drops a loaf of bread.
Mr. Samsa says, "thats me bread Gergor dont touch it"
Mr. Samsa says, "thats my bread"
Mr. Samsa says, "mine mine"
an observer says, "There's an apple core somewhere in the house."
Gregor runs for the bread, trips on its long legs and falls
Mr. Samsa says, "thats mine too"
An entrance: LaurieP portraying Mrs. Samsa.
Mrs. Samsa looks around.
Mr. Samsa says, "haha wothless insect...go to your room"
Grete says, "i tried to toss the applecore at gregor, but the computer said he wasn't here"
Mr. Samsa says, "NOW"
an observer says, "You porr thing. I can't imagine how it feels to have HIM as a son."
Gregor begins to twitch and cry silently
Herr Doctor says, "silly computer"
Mr. Samsa says, "do you want me to get the stick again>"
Mr. Samsa says, "NOW GO"
Gregor says, "oh, bring it on!"
An entrance: RebeccaD portraying the journalist.
RebeccaD teleports in
Mr. Samsa says, "thats it...."
The reporter asks, "Is there a deeper reason for this transformation or am I to beleieve that it just, ummm, happened?"
Gregor says, "depends on who you ask..."
the journalist says, "I'm asking you, then"
Mr. Samsa getting th stick from the garage, Dad begins to pelt the back of his insect son Gregor
Mr. Samsa says, "you like that"
Gregor says, "ouch ouch ouch"
Mr. Samsa says, "now go to your room"
the journalist runs to Mr. Samsa and pulls him off Gregor
Gregor runs and hides under the table
Mr. Samsa chases his son around the room and corners him under the table
The reporter says, "Incredible."
Mr. Samsa says, "I know I am"
Gregor continues to speak from under the table now secured beyond any broom's re ach
the journalist says, "No, the big bug..."
Grete says, "papa! i'll get gregor back in his room. just don't hit him again. "
Gregor says, "strangest things happen to your self esteem if you slave yourself out for too long."
Mr. Samsa says, "dont start with me or I'll start with you"
an observer cowers
The reporter nods, winks and puts a thumb up.
an observer takes a seat at the head of the table.
Mr. Samsa starts to chase after Grete with the broom
the journalist says, "Stop!"
Herr Doctor says, "stop the hurting!!!!!!!!!"
an observer says, "puts his head in his hands"
Mrs. Samsa says, "why so violent?"
an observer puts his head in his hands
Herr Doctor says, "read doc"
Grete says, "please papa not again. OW!"
Herr Doctor says, "shoot"
the journalist shakes his head and turns away from all this violence
Grete runs like mad
KateF leaves for the Sitting Room
Mr. Samsa after all of this extreme emotion dad falls on his knees and starts to cry endless;y
Herr Doctor remarks, "this is too much."
an observer says, "This family is mess...."
an observer gets up from the table.
an observer goes south.
Mr. Samsa says, "I can't take it anymore...I cant"
RebeccaD teleports out
Herr Doctor says, "i've never seen a case like this one before"
Mr. Samsa says, "SON...come out from under there"
Mr. Samsa says, "We need to talk"
Gregor says, "foff"
Mr. Samsa says, "please here I'll give you the broom"
Gregor says, "what am i going to do with it? ride it? i don't have hands, papa.. . i'm a cockroach."
Mr. Samsa says, "we'll work on that together :)son we can get through this together"
Gregor says, "yeah whatever"
Gregor runs quickly for the door
Mr. Samsa goes south.
Gregor goes south.
Mrs. Samsa goes .south
Herr Doctor goes south.
An entrance: RickS portraying an observer.
an observer has arrived.
an observer goes south.
An entrance: RickS portraying an observer.
an observer has arrived.
an observer goes south.
An entrance: AlexeiB portraying Gregor.
AlexeiB teleports in
An entrance: DanU portraying Mr. Samsa.
DanU arrives from the Sitting Room
DanU leaves for The Foyer
AlexeiB teleports out

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