Some Old BBS Files
Over the course of my BBSing life, I accumulated a bunch of files. Here are
the ones I consider tolerably readable.
- Aptitude Test
- Compare it with
this one and
this one.
- Attack
- A "tale", or multi-author story, from ZOOiD BBS.
- Battery
- New dimensions in battery advertising.
- Blessed Be
- New words for "Let It Be" by the Beatles.
- The Incredible Bread Machine
- An economic-political cautionary tale, in verse.
- Poems by Christopher Kevin Wilson
- Chris, if you're out there, drop me a line.
- Coffee
- How bad can separation anxiety get? Pretty bad.
- Cookie
- Uses for cookies, from the DUMBoard, by Alan Bruce.
- DEC Wars!
- Star Wars done computer-style. Here's
another version.
- Common Computer Errors
- The trouble-shooting guide of last resort.
- Farewell to Roger
- Mortality comes home to roost.
- Poems from Fountain of Lamneth
- By the users of the BBS of the same name.
- ZOOiD Freakout
- One day, logged on to ZOOiD, I freaked out.
- The Friendly Poem
- It's your friend. It's not like the others.
- A Problem in the Making
- Some computers are under a curse. HAL's problems are only beginning.
- He and She
- The sexual double standard in short form.
- Journal
- The journal of someone.. odd.
- Meanwhile
- Yet another confused tale from ZOOiD BBS.
- Morning
- Sometimes, nothing works.
- Mountain
- Resource exploitation, AKA mining, AKA, something impolite.
- Let Others Play God
- The fish tank as microcosm.
- Punk
- A working summer.
- The Quest for Sanity
- Just about the longest tale from the DUMBoard.
- Bob Rae
- The current (1995) premier of Ontario comes begging for advice to..
- Rainbow
- A metaphorical bad day.
- Sanity and Technology
- Songs for the information age.
- Smarties
- Violent take on the "When you eat your smarties.." song.
- Smarties Tarot
- Taking a tarot reading with smarties.
- Spatch, Cat Burglar
- That's cat in the literal sense.
- The Fight
- The Case reappears in a sinister guise.
- Poems by Turin and SpiKey
- Two lean, mean, sysopin' machines.
- Warnings
- I forget what this one is about.
- Uncle Wiggly's Pit of Drool
- and other degeneracy.