I am falling, I am failing
I am drowning, help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing, help me to breathe

Boa - "Duvet" from "The Race of a Thousand Camels"

Wanted: One male or female companion to become best friend, confidante, admirer, admiree, cuddle pal, movie date, video game opponent, etc. If you've seen the movie "When Night is Falling", I am Camille. Are you my Petra? If you haven't seen this movie, I highly suggest you do.

I decided to write this up as I've had enough with trial and error and heartache. This should hopefully mean I never have to deal with such heartache again. Because either a man or man or woman will like me from reading this list, or will not. But those who don't won't waste their time and mine. And those that are interested can get right to the point.

My requirements are strict, but this is to avoid heartache by weeks or months of trial only to find we don't match up. The best thing about this is that if you don't match up, you avoid getting hurt by me because you can simply leave this page if I'm not right for you.

Requirements:

Well. Jim decided he was tired of me and divorced me. So my original "#1" no longer counts. Go figure.

Prefer men or women who are no shorter that 5'4", but if you've got what it takes, exceptions can be made.

I can't help it, but I'm attracted to thin men or women. Not twigs, but not much heavier than I am myself, and I weigh between 135-140lbs.

Prefer east asian/oriental or caucasian men or women. Other types of men or women are very nice, as all people have the potential to be nice, no matter what the ethnicity. But like you can like a pink dress that looks exactly the same as the blue one, just because it's pink, so I can have my likes.

Thanks to being told to bugger off, I no longer care if the potential man or woman is bisexual or lesbian. So long as he/she isn't interested in "playin'" me. I'm not rich nor do I own a lot of property. To try to play me would just be a waste of your time.

Must not have any life-threatening social disorders. No anorexics or bulimics, no socio/psychopaths, nothing that could potentially get me killed, or you, for that matter.

NO KIDS. I'd rather have my own, and right now, I'm not ready for any.

Must love animals. Willingness to live in a house that will have an animal in it someday. (I can't own a pet in my current apartment, but someday, I hope to own a dog or two and a penguin. Blue fairy penguin, to be exact.)

Must love roleplaying games (RPGs). My fave genres are fantasy and gothic horror/punk, though fantasy wins out in the end. Cyberpunk's cool too if it's more than just computers installed in your body so you can smash things up better and kill more people.

Must love videogames. All kinds. `Nuff said.

MUST like Live Action Roleplay (LARP). Any genre is ok, but like above, fantasy and gothic horror/punk are faves.

Must have eclectic music tastes that lean to the odd or out-of-date. Appreciation of all forms of music from the seventies, a plus. Romantic music lover, a double plus. ***NEW!*** Must be interested in JRock/JPop, and a love for Visual Rock/Visual Kei would have me swooning!

Must love comic books and cartoons of all kinds.

Must have a decent vocabulary that doesn't rely on cursewords to get something across. Must make sense when speaking about something.

Must be intelligent. This is subjective and up to you if you are or aren't. College degree is not a requirement. Highschool diploma or equivalency is.

Must like exotic food as well as plain or fast food, and MUST be an omnivore. No pure herbivores or carnivores.

Must enjoy reading. You don't have to be a bookworm, but you must be able to appreciate a good book. Should like books in the same genre as RPGs listed above.

Must like to use multi-user dungeons (MUDs), or RPing through Yahoo Chat or other sorts of text messaging services.

Must be able to appreciate "furries". These are animals like Winnie the Pooh or Bugs Bunny, which are animals that tend to walk upright and can talk and think like humans. Some even wear clothes. Must also know the difference between "skunkfucker" furries and people who simply enjoy the comics, cartoons and books. I don't have sex with real animals nor do I have sex with plush animals. Take your raw, furry-prejudice over to the Frozen Fur movement where the little `tards need it. I don't do stuff like that.

Must be gracious and thoughtful but shrewd. Know when to say please and thankyou, and when to say GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!

Helps to be creative and have a fertile mind that loves to think and do. Someone who tries to always better themselves instead of making the world have to fit them all the time, is good.

Must be patient when I throw a tantrum. Do not throw one back. It only makes me act worse. Just tell me you won't talk to me until I decide to calm down and be reasonable.

Must be willing to compromise and to admit to being wrong sometimes.

Must be able to give comfort when I need it. Afterall, I'd give it right back when you needed it. Must not freak out when I'm depressed or hurting. Must have the courage to try to manage the situation instead of being afraid of screwing up and running away because of this fear.

Must be able to handle someone who dotes on you. I compliment alot (and they aren't fake compliments), I make gifts for you, I bring you goodies at work, I help you out and give you a boost when the going seems tough or lonely, etc.

Must be able to handle my frank nature. Must be able to sit back and think about what I say before passing judgement on me. I may not say things always in the nicest way, but sometimes, I have a point or may be right. I need to learn more of this too.

Must love stuffed animals. But must know my stuffed animals are my personal things. I love to share, but with stuffed animals, I'm a bit more conservative. Comes from having a lonely childhood where stuffed toys were usually my only friends.

Must be willing to draw compromises of what we share and don't share of our personal belongings.

Must have a full ranged sense of humor, from the dry, to the witty, to the simple, to the twisted, but must not be mentally unstable in your humor as per the caveat above about no dangerous mental disorders.

Must be a true friend who doesn't desert when the going gets tough. You can expect the same from me.

Well that's it for now, but I'm sure to think up more, and this list will become huger and bigger and gargantuaner, etc. You don't have to match everything exactly, but common sense should tell you how close you should come before contacting me.

If after reading this you don't think I'm an egotistical, snobby, biggoted boor (cripes, I hope I don't come off like that), and you even think you might like me or at least would like to get to know me better, then please send me email saying hi. (:))

 Email Lisa/Maxi

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